Thursday, June 23, 2011
How to Preserve a Husband
Be careful in your selection. Do not choose too young. When selected, give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use. Some wives insist upon keeping them in a pickle; others are constantly getting them into hot water. This may make them sour, hard and sometimes bitter; even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender and good by garnishing them with patience, well sweetened with love and seasoned with kisses. Wrap them in a mantle of charity. Keep warm with a steady fire of domestic devotion and serve with peaches and cream. Thus prepared, they will keep for years.
~ taken from Ball Blue Book: Easy Guide to Tasty, Thrifty Home Canning and Freezing; 1966; Ball Brothers Company Inc.; Muncie, Indiana
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That;s cute. Thanks for sharing.
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